I’ve been thinking about the Cupcake Hero theme for February. You know, something Valentinezy. But, I really kind of, sort of, hate Valentines. Its one one of those damn holidays that only make people who are in a relationship feel normal. And even then, too many factors go into making it a good Valentine’s Day. Did your person remember? Did they forget? Did they buy you a toaster? For me, I would rather Jaos be thoughful most days rather than ONE day of the year. On which day, the male gender has been conditioned to buy candy, flowers and general crap to profess their love, I mean Spend Mass Dollars on shite we dont need, to put Hallmark and FTD in the black.
You may just think me bitter about Valentines. Hell yes, I am. I had many, many bad Valentine’s Days. One of the more memorable ones was in High School, 9th grade. They used to sell carnations and hand them out with notes attached at lunch. I was excited as hell when I rwas handed a carnation, from a secret admirer even! WOW! Only to find out a few days later, my Mom had sent it. Isnt that a big ole fuck you. (If you happen to read this Mom, I love you, it was very sweet, but not something you do to a 14 year old girl.)
Okay, so, my point is. Im asking for suggestions, opinions and anything else you wanna say about February’s Cupcake Hero theme. Feel free to include your own Valentine’s horror stories. If there are some really good ones, I may award a prize. Dont get your panties in a bunch, it wont be anything grand. But isnt getting something in the mail from a total stranger exciting enough?
Unleash the gates of Valentine’s hell…